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Being Bald Has Its Perks: A Humorous Story Of Louse And Head

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Lonely At the Top: Being bald has its perks ... a humorous story of a louse and a head.

by Fotis Thimodeas

4.8 out of 5

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Being bald has its perks. No more bad hair days, no more worries about dandruff or lice. But what happens when a louse finds itself on the head of a bald man?

A louse is a small, wingless insect that feeds on the blood of humans and other animals. They are often found on the heads of people with long hair, but they can also be found on bald people.

One day, a louse was crawling around on the head of a bald man. The man was sitting in a chair, reading a newspaper. The louse was looking for a place to lay its eggs.

The louse crawled around for a while, but it couldn't find a good place to lay its eggs. The man's head was too smooth.

The louse was starting to get frustrated. It had been crawling around for hours, and it still hadn't found a place to lay its eggs.

Finally, the louse gave up. It crawled back to the man's ear and laid its eggs there.

The man felt the louse crawling on his ear, and he swatted at it. The louse fell to the ground, and the man crushed it with his shoe.

The man stood up and walked away. The louse was dead, and the man was happy.

Being bald has its perks. No more bad hair days, no more worries about dandruff or lice. And no more lice crawling on your head.

The Moral Of The Story

The moral of the story is that being bald is not so bad. It has its perks. And if you are bald, don't worry about lice. They won't be able to find a place to lay their eggs.

Lonely At the Top: Being bald has its perks ... a humorous story of a louse and a head.

by Fotis Thimodeas

4.8 out of 5